Today I realized: It's virtually impossible to hold a banana in your hand in an elevator full of women.
You just can't do it. Any way you try, it just feels...wrong. Now I'm pretty fidgety with my hands to begin with, but slap a banana in there and push me into an elevator with 3 or 4 women, and I have no idea what to do with them. Probably just my overactive imagination, but it just isn't the most comfortable situation.
Sorry, that's all I got for now.